- Dax-Ur: Sometimes a scientist can get caught up in theories. My work led to the creation of the Brain InterActive Construct. I realized much too late that my technology could lead to the destruction of worlds.
- Clark Kent: So, you came to Earth.
- Dax-Ur: To clear my conscience. I planned to study the yellow sun's effect on Kryptonian minerals but discovered it was the sun's effect on me that really mattered. I could save the human race.
- Clark Kent: You gave up your abilities for Grace. It must have been a difficult decision.
- Dax-Ur: I knew in the span of a heartbeat.
- Clark Kent: The blue Kryptonite. Do you have any more?
- Dax-Ur: What's her name? It's okay. It's not every day a fellow Kryptonian asks me for help.
- Chloe Sullivan: Another Kryptonian? Jeez, Clark, I'm starting to think that Earth was your home planet's top tourist destination.
- Lex Luthor: You're telling me you wouldn't want to see Julian again? To look into the eyes of the son you've lost?
- Lionel Luthor: It's you I've lost. It's you I've lost.
- Bizarro: You spent the last month telling me that you finally felt like we were meant to be together.
- Clark Kent: Don't listen to him, Lana.
- Bizarro: I know what's in his mind, Lana. He doesn't love you like I do.
- Clark Kent: That's a lie!
- Bizarro: You're lying, Clark - to yourself! You're so worried about doing the right thing, you don't even see it.
- Bizarro: [to Lana] You know he won't commit his life to you like I will. You know that.
- Lana Lang: He's right, Clark.
- Clark Kent: What?
- Lana Lang: I've never been more in love than I have the past month. Only it wasn't with you. It was with him.
- Bizarro: [extends his hand to Lana] Nothing will ever come between us again.
- [Lana places the blue Kryptonite into Bizarro's hand causing him to overload]
- Bizarro: I love you.
- [Bizarro erupts and explodes]
- Bizarro: The yellow sun. It turns my skin into stone. It's only a matter of time before somebody figures out that I'm not Kent. I know how smart you are, but I know you can help.
- Milton Fine: Hmm, try a good sunscreen. Wide-brimmed hat, perhaps.
- Bizarro: Change of plan. We have a problem.
- Brainiac: Having a problem finding your scientist?
- Bizarro: The boy scout's back.
- Brainiac: The prodigal son of Krypton has returned.
- Bizarro: I need to kill him. But when I get near Green Kryptonite to use against Clark, I drain it of its power.
- Brainiac: Not a problem. I'll do it.
- Bizarro: Look at yourself. You can bearly catch a rat.
- Brainiac: I am the Brain Interactive Construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me. This should continue your search for Dax-Ur.
- Bizarro: Not before I get Lana away from Clark.
- Brainiac: [snickers] Fall prey to the same human emotion as your counterpart, and you open yourself up to the same weakness. Perhaps you two aren't so different after all.
- Bizarro: We should go somewhere.
- Lana Lang: Why? I'm happy right here.
- Bizarro: No, I mean, we should leave Smallville. We should go see the world, Lana - all the places you've ever dreamed of. How about Paris? We'll have breakfast at the Eiffel tower.
- Lana Lang: Yeah, right.
- Bizarro: I'll fly you there myself.
- Lana Lang: You have a lot of powers, Clark, but last I heard, flying wasn't one of them.
- Bizarro: You make me feel like I can fly.