- Dani Reese: So everyone going to that Zen center was just completely screwed up. Right?
- Charlie Crews: People go there seeking peace. People seek what they don't have. Only troubled people seek peace.
- [first lines]
- Dani Reese: [reading dead guy's T-shirt] "I'm with stupid." Isn't the arrow supposed to point at the person next to you?
- Charlie Crews: I guess he was admitting the truth.
- Dani Reese: That he was stupid?
- Charlie Crews: That no one knows anything.
- Dani Reese: I know he's dead.
- Charlie Crews: That's not the truth, that's just a fact.
- Charlie Crews: [to white horse in his living room] Hey, don't get too comfortable, you're not actually here.
- Ted Earley: [from the other room] You're talking to the horse.
- Charlie Crews: Let me ask you something. Even if something isn't actually there - just more likely to be there - why would you still look for it if you knew where it was.
- Ted Earley: [from the other room] You're still talking to the horse.
- [about reincarnation]
- Charlie Crews: I'd like to come back as a giant Flemish rabbit... fifteen pounds of pure bunny.