Fruits Basket (TV Series)

White Day (2001)

Julie Mayfield: Hostess

Quotes 

• Tohru Honda : Well, while we're here, maybe it would be fun to go out for a walk.

  Hostess : You wouldn't be the first to think so. Actually we've even had a few guests go walking who never made it back.

  [Tohru gasps] 

  Momiji Sohma : Tohru, you were supposed to laugh.

  Tohru Honda : Eh. Oh, it was a joke, heh-heh. How silly. Of course it was, heh.

  Momiji Sohma : Yeah, so don't worry. Really, they never lose guests for too long. There's a professional search party on call at all times.

  Tohru Honda : D'ye... what? You mean they have to send out search parties?

  Momiji Sohma : Tohru, that was a joke, too.

• [Momiji twists Kyo's words to get him in trouble] 

  Hostess : [livid]  Ahhhhhhh! You should be ashamed of yourself! To think you would even suggest the idea of sharing a room with a young woman! And all this time - even if you are a kid - I thought you'd to be a decent young man! Since when have you got such lecherous ideas into your hea-e-e-e-e-e-e-ed?

  Kyo Sohma : Hey, hold on a minute!

  Hostess : [to the sky]  I'm sorry, world! I must apologize on behalf of this dirty, rotten boy!

• Head Chef : [suddenly shocked]  Noooooo! This is inexcusable! I thought I'd seen to it that the young master's cuisine would be served with the hot foods hot and the cold foods cold. Only my complete lack of confidence as a chef could allow such a lukewarm dish to be served to you. I beg your forgivene-e-e-e-e-ess! May I be cut into a thousand pieces for this egregious act!

  Hostess : No, it's MY fault. I've clearly waited too long to serve your meal.

  Head Chef : No, it was MY fault!

  Hostess : It was MY fault!

  Head Chef : No, it was MINE!

  [They fight] 

  Tohru Honda : By any chance are those two...

  Yuki Sohma : Related? Yes, they're cousins. It's amazing the family resemblance.