"Pushing Daisies" The Fun in Funeral (TV Episode 2007) - Raúl Esparza as Alfredo Aldarisio

Alfredo : Might I make an observation?

Olive Snook : Compliment or criticism?

Alfredo : A neutral thought I would say. It's not a compliment nor critical.

Olive Snook : Neutral thought, gives me pause!

Alfredo : Neutral for this portion of the conversation but I do have a complimentary observation as part of a follow-up discussion, which I intend to headline with an offer to repair your espresso machine.

Olive Snook : What's your neutral thought?

Alfredo : You seem decidedly unhappy.

Olive Snook : I haven't decided that!

Alfredo : No anxieties? Neuroses? Pathologies?

Olive Snook : Garden variety. What are you beating at?

Alfredo : I'm beating at happiness. I've beaten it into submission and bottled it for convenience. It's homeopathic.

Olive Snook : Meaning it deeply relates to gay people.

Alfredo : Gay only in that they are bright, they are happy!
Alfredo : It's homeopathic.

Olive Snook : Meaning it only relates to gay people?
Alfredo Aldarisio : Espresso? Please?

Olive Snook : We have coffee.

Alfredo Aldarisio : You have an espresso machine.

Olive Snook : It's broken. Sits there being pretty, but nobody touches it. Decaf or regular?

Alfredo Aldarisio : No flavors? Hazelnut? French vanilla?

Olive Snook : Why can't sugar be enough?

Raúl Esparza: Alfredo Aldarisio