Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Girth (2007)

Lee Pace: Ned

Quotes 

• [about his father] 

  Ned : He was emotionally stunted, afraid of getting close, definitely not the best at goodbyes...

  Vivian Charles : "Jackass" is as good a word as any.

• Vivian Charles : Halloween is a busy time of year for us.

  Lily Charles : Some neighborhood children started rumors that we were witches. They said that we turn little boys into birds.

  Ned : That's terrible.

  Parrot : Rawk! Help me, help me. They turned me into a bird.

  Vivian Charles : Scares the woolies outta them.

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Where've you been?

  Ned : Not important.

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : It's important to me. I missed you.

• Ned : Is this a bad idea? Olive as a client? It's a little too close for comfort.

  Emerson Cod : Oh, hang on a second, let me ask the money.

  Emerson Cod : [Pretends to talk on a phone]  Hey, money. It's me, Emerson. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, thanks for asking. Say, can I still pay my bills and buy stuff with you ever though you were Olive's money first? Uh-huh...

  Ned : Wait...

  Emerson Cod : Yeah. Okay then.

  [Chuckles] 

  Emerson Cod : Thanks.

  Emerson Cod : [Serious look]  The money don't care. Touch him.

• Gordon McSmalls : [singing drunkenly and off-key]  And never brought to mind...

  Ned : Could you not sing?

  Gordon McSmalls : If I don't sing, I throw up.

  Emerson Cod : Sing.