Pushing Daisies (TV Series)
Bitches (2007)
Chi McBride: Emerson Cod
Quotes
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Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : You're taking money from blind children?
Emerson Cod : I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles, but their money is a lot easier.
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Emerson Cod : [about Harold Hundin's four wives] They were all breeders, too.
Olive Snook : They make babies for their polygamy cult?
Emerson Cod : *Dog* breeders.
Olive Snook : They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson Cod : Ain't nobody making nothing for their polygamy cult.
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Narrator : Emerson Cod had a very particular view on romantic relations.
Emerson Cod : Some women love like gangstars. They be like, "Oooh, baby you bleedin', how'd that happen?", while they're hiding the razor in their weave.
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Emerson Cod : "Under", meaning "below". "Cover", meaning "the radar people". What is so hard about that to understand?
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Emerson Cod : [after seeing the state of Ned after kissing Olive] She dropped a bomb in your self-conscious with her saliva!
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Ned : [about the Hudin wives] My wife gave him his coffee.
Emerson Cod , Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles , Olive Snook : So did mine.
Emerson Cod : No wonder the guy can handle four wives, the dude's caffeinated!
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Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Four wives? That's greedy.
Olive Snook : And intriguing.
Emerson Cod : Some people like vanilla. Some, chocolate. Others like their Neapolitan.