Huckleberry Finn and His Friends (TV Series)
The Pirates (1980)
Sammy Snyders: Tom Sawyer
Quotes
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Aunt Polly : Your teacher stopped by yesterday and said your work's been very poor lately. I don't want any more reports like that.
Sid : What I hear it isn't murder that's bothering him there, it's that Becky Thatcher!
Tom Sawyer : [stands up and shouts] You're a fool! She don't mean nothin' to me! I'm off girls for life!
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Huckleberry Finn : Tom, what does real pirates have to do?
Tom Sawyer : Well they have a bully time. Why, they take ships and burn them, and they take the money and burry it on islands, with ghosts and things watching. And then they take the people, and kill 'em! Make 'em walk the plank!
Joe Harper : And they carry the women off to their islands. They don't kill them.
Tom Sawyer : Nooo, they're too noble to do that. Why, the women are alwasy beautiful and rich.
Joe Harper : And they wear the greatest clothes.
Huckleberry Finn : The women?
Joe Harper : Nah, the pirates! All gold and silver and diamonds, they always dress fine.
Huckleberry Finn : Guess I ain't fit'n enough to be a pirate. I only have these duds.
Tom Sawyer : Don't worry, Huck. Why, the first loot we take, we'll fix you up in the fanciest pirate clothes.
Huckleberry Finn : That's swell, Tom, but where will we get the loot?
Tom Sawyer : Why, from our victims, of course!
Joe Harper : What victims?
Tom Sawyer : Well, how do I know?
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Tom Sawyer : I'm gonna be Tom Sawyer, the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main!
Joe Harper : And I'm gonna be Joe Harper, Terror of the Sea!
Tom Sawyer : Why, you can be Huck Finn, the Red Handed.
Huckleberry Finn : And we're really gonna run off?
Tom Sawyer : Well, we have to, we can't be pirates around here, where everybody knows us.
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Huckleberry Finn : Darn! You made me miss him. That was my breakfast, you know.
Tom Sawyer : Oh, you can get another one. We got a great idea!
Huckleberry Finn : Yeah, well, ideas make mighty poor fillin' for men's bellies.
