- Rolly Winter: Look, I don't care what new orientation you find yourself in this evening - I'm not turning gay for you or anyone.
- Sienna Spring: Then I counted. One... two... three! And I jumped out of the closet with a baseball bat and started swinging it around and screaming! He was so scared, he ran out of the room, tripped on an old roller skate and fell down thirteen steps - breaking his arm and three ribs!
- Janie: Or would you rather be with that weird guy who keeps coming to see you at the cafe? What was his name again? Babe, Gordy, Wilbur?