- Ashley: [appears at front door] Hi, hi!
- Miley Stewart: Ashley, are you lost?
- Ashley: [comes in, starts laughing] Miley, you are so funny. I always liked that about you!
- Miley Stewart: Mean girl say what?
- Jake Ryan: [at red carpet where Miley is wearing an embarrassing dress] Uhh we forgot to feed the cat.
- Miley Stewart: We don't have a cat.
- Jake Ryan: Maybe we could make one out of your armpit hair.
- Miley Stewart: Learn to love his flaws?
- Oliver Oken: Like the adorable way he steals water from little girls?
- Miley Stewart: [as Hannah, just after telling Jake her secret] Well, if it helps, you're doing better than Oliver. He fainted when I told him.
- Jake Ryan: Jake Ryan does not faint. Leslie, on the other hand, is a little woozy.
- Miley Stewart: Maybe I should just give up boys for good.
- Robbie Stewart: Aw. Not for good, honey. Just until I'm dead.
- Jake Ryan: Ugh, how do people do this? It's agony. How long have we been here?
- Oliver Oken: Well, in one minute, it'll be exactly a minute and a half.