- After spending the night with Bill, Sookie is convinced that she has found the man of her dreams as the person who took her virginity. But Sookie's fellow workers and the customers at the bar don't quite agree as rumors spread of her relationship with a vampire. Sookie's painful childhood revelation about her Uncle Bartlett spurs Bill into action. Meanwhile, Tara's alcoholic mother, Lettie Mae, is convinced that she needs an exorcism and when Tara refuses to pay, she tries to get a loan from the bank. Jason is desperate to get more vampire blood and visits Fangtasia where he meets a young woman, named Amy, who introduces himself to something altogether different. Sam Merlotte is seen by Andy and a few others running across the bayou... naked. The patrons at the bar are not too pleased when a group of Bill's one-time vampire friends, Malcolm, Liam, and Diane, show up. When they mention that they've bought a house locally, three of the redneck good old boys decide to do something about it.—garykmcd
- Bill and Sookie are still in the middle of making bloody love.
When they finish, they take a bath. He sets her straight on some vampire myths: they can reflect in mirrors, crucifixes do nothing. She says she never thought she'd find someone to do the naked stuff with.
She flashes back to when she was a child, when her Uncle Bartlett abused her. Gran, his sister, ran him off and never spoke to him again. She hates that in that otherwise perfect moment, she can't help but think about him.
Lafayette strips for his Web cam. Jason busts in mid-strip. He wants more V. He's willing to pay however Lafayette wants. Laf says no. Jason asks him what he's going to do, call the police? He goes for Lafayette's stash and Lafayette grabs him and throws him out.
Bill shows Sookie his underground bed. No one else knows where it is. It's time for him to sleep. The sun rises.
Tara helps her mom figure out how to dodge bills. Her mom wants $445 to exorcise her demon, which also told her to drink all the booze in the house, including the booze in her coffee cup. Tara tries to take it from her and when it spills, her mom sucks the booze from her clothes.
Sookie returns home to find Jason wandering off with silver candlesticks and a bag of other things.
He sees the bites on her neck and condemns her for it. He says he's taking half of what's his. He won't tell her what it's for. Sookie rips the bag he's carrying and Adele's jewelry spills out. He leaves with the candlesticks.
Tara stops by Sam's. The friendly dog is outside. He's angry over how she left him and telling her she's not very good at the relationship thing. She hasn't had much practice. "Maybe I'm un-boyfriendable." He's trying to fix something and she tells him which tool he needs. She gets a call.
Her mother is at the bank, trying to get a loan for an exorcism. She accuses the loan officer of being prejudiced against her because she's a Christian. She tries everything to get the money, including sitting in his lap. Tara comes to get her. Her mom screams that she can't take the demon inside her much longer. She takes her home. Tara takes some money out from under the sink.
At Merlotte's, Sookie wears a scarf around her neck and is in a terrific mood.
Tara calls in and says she's not coming. Jason's one-nighter calls him and tries to get him to come to the bar, but he's heading to Shreveport to the vampire bar.
Sam tells Lafayette not to mess with the AIDS-burger guys when they come in, but he gets back at them by roasting a spoon over the open fire and putting it in their soup.
Arlene can tell something is different about Sookie. She guesses what has happened, but hopes it was with Sam and not Bill. Sookie says it was Bill and she thinks she might be in love with him. She asks Arlene not to tell anyone and Arlene immediately tells her husband Rene and Sam overhears. Arlene hopes Sookie doesn't get pregnant. How will she nurse a baby with fangs?
Sam walks over to Sookie and rips the scarf off her neck. Seeing the bite marks, he calls her a damn fool and she responds by telling the entire bar that yes, she had sex with Bill, and it was great.
A very agitated Jason goes to the vampire bar, where the vamp at the door recognizes his last name on his ID. He's clearly jonesing. She glamours him and he says the reason he's there is to get some vampire blood. She lets him in, but wishes him luck getting out. Uncle Bartlett takes out his trash, confined to his wheelchair. Bill waits for him. He says he's there for Sookie, and chomps down.
Tara and her mother meet Ms. Jeannette in the woods for her exorcism. Tara gives her the cash. They head into Ms. Jeannette's trailer where all sorts of talismans hang. She tells Tara's mom to strip.
Sookie raves about her night with Bill to Lafayette, who says he was always too scared to let them bite him. He congratulates her for crossing that line, but calls her a skank when she walks away.
At the vampire bar, Jason clumsily tries to get vampire blood from the bartender. A girl overhears him and rescues him, saying she has what he's looking for.
Bill's three vampire acquaintances bust into Merlotte's. Malcolm says he's going to drain Sookie. Bill, disposing of her uncle's body, hears her distress.
Terry the war vet tries to help her, but one of them knocks him out. Sam breaks a pool cue to use as a stake. Sex Tape Vampire is about to suck Sam's face off when Bill shows up.
They want him to join their nest. He agrees to go with them. Sookie says he's not like them, but he stares at her and says he's not human, he's a vampire.
Jason introduces himself to Amy, the girl that took him from the bar. He's anxious to do the V.
Tara watches nervously as Ms. Jeannette places rocks on her mother. Tara's not taking it seriously, but Ms. J says she needs to. She has an opossum on standby for the demon to flee to. She starts humming and banging a drum as she chants. Tara watches as mom starts breathing heavily and heaving. When her mom is silent the opossum starts screeching in its cage. Ms. J picks it up and dunks it in a tub of water, drowning it.
The AIDS burger guys plan to go to Bill's house and ambush the vampires. Sookie wants Sam to stop them, but he says he doesn't care what happens to them. And he doesn't want Bill back in his bar. Sookie says he only went with them to get them away from the bar.
Back at his house, Amy is babbling about the earth and Jason is anxious to do the V. She slowly takes the stuff out, preparing it with aspirin for a fuller effect. She calls it nature's greatest gift. She grinds the blood on aspirin into a powder and puts it on a tray like its cocaine. She prays over it, honoring the earth. Jason plays along to get high. She snorts a line. Then Jason.
They hear birds chirping and everything goes out of focus. She kisses him.
Sookie calls Bill and leaves a message, warning him that a lynch mob is coming.
Jason hallucinates in his bedroom. Amy joins him in bed. They have slow, trippy sex, where each touch seems to send sparks between them. Ms. Jeannette tells Tara's mom her demon is gone, but they have to do something about Tara's demon. Tara's not buying it, but Ms. Jeannette asks her if she has many friends, has trouble keeping a job, has her own place and how long she's been with the same man. She tells Tara to find her when she's ready.
Sookie goes to Bill's house. She looks for him in his secret sleeping place. He's not there. She sits and waits. At daybreak, the lynch mob arrives at the vampire nest, where Sookie believes Bill is sleeping, the four idiots are armed with Molotov cocktails. They surround the house and toss their bottles in. One of them catches his arm on fire. His buddy puts him out as the house burns. They run.
Andy and Terry Bellefleur fish. Terry sees something and signals Andy to be quiet. They see Sam Merlotte running naked through the woods. They think that seems about right.
Andy gets a call. He's not happy at the news.
Sookie wakes up in Bill's house. Bill has not come home. Driving home, Sookie hears sirens and pulls up to the house in which the vampires were nesting. It had burned to the ground. The authorities were removing four vampire coffins, their remains now liquid.
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