Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008 Video)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Randy Munchnick, URL, Calculon's Manservant, Funkalistics Lead Singer, Guard #1
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Quotes
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Bender : Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone!
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[from trailer]
Bender : [Fry is about to go to heaven] Wait, let me come with you.
Philip J. Fry : I'm sorry, Bender, robots don't go to heaven.
Bender : [sobbingly] Death to humans.
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Philip J. Fry : What Bender? Is something wrong?
Bender : Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned out all leaguee-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves. Leaguee-weegies.
Philip J. Fry : Oh I'm sorry. I shoud have asked what was bothering you. I've been kind of preoccupied.
Bender : With what?
Philip J. Fry : Well, I went to another Universe and fell in love with a giant octopus; and now I'm Pope of a new religion.
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Bender : Love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy.
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Robot Devil : I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned, and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing: your firstborn son.
[cackles]
Bender : Just a sec.
Bender's Firstborn Son : Daddy! I knew you'd come back!
[hugs his father, cuts back to the Robot Devil still cackling]
Bender : Here you go!
[kicks his son into a fire pit]
Robot Devil : [shocked] Wow! That was pretty brutal even by MY standards!
Bender : No backsies!
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Philip J. Fry : Yivo proposed! We're moving in with shkler!
Bender : Y-you're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.
Professor Farnsworth : Don't be daft, Bender. Yivo can't breathe outside the electric ether of shkler own universe. If shkle came here, shkle would shkluffocate.
Bender : No shklit.
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Bender : What's the matter? Did someone die or something?
Turanga Leela : Kif died, Bender.
Bender : Yes! Nailed it!