Fanny Hill (2007)

Alison Steadman: Mrs. Brown, madam

Quotes 

• [Mr. Crofts sees Fanny Hill for the first time and looks lustfully at her] 

  Mr. Crofts : Very pretty. Very pretty. Come here, my dear. So you're fresh from the country, are you, Fanny?

  Mrs. Brown : And as innocent as the day she was born. That's guaranteed, warranted, signed and sealed, sir. The genuine article.

  [whispers to Mr. Crofts] 

  Mrs. Brown : And down below I guarantee you'll find she's as tight as the Chatsworth lock on the national safe deposit.

• Mrs. Brown : We're going to leave you a while with Mr. Crofts, Fanny. You be sure to entertain him prettily. Can you do that for me, Fanny?