Fanny Hill (2007)

Tim Wallers: Mr. Harding, Percival's father

Quotes 

• [Mrs Bond has introduced Fanny to Mr Harding and his son as a sweet and innocent virgin] 

  Mr. Harding : That young girl look perfect. And I'm sure she knows... what goes with what.

  Mrs. Coles : But they are both so bashful. I hardly know how they will manage. Perhaps if you or I or both of us were to stay here with them and give them a little *help* and guidance as to what goes where. Fanny is *such* an innocent.

  Mr. Harding : [smirking]  Well the notion does have a certain... piquancy. But I think we can safely let nature take its course.

• [Fanny is trying to encourage Percival to make love to her. He is very naive and only knows how bulls and cows mate. His father and Mrs Coles are listening outside the bedroom door] 

  Percival Harding : Is it time to climb on your back now, Fanny?

  Fanny Hill : [coyly]  I think we may do it face-to-face.

  Percival Harding : How shall we do that?

  Fanny Hill : Like this. Suppose I lift my leg like this, then put my other one...

  Mr. Harding : [shouts from outside the door]  Come on, my son!

  Percival Harding : [shouts excitedly to his father]  It's in! It's in!

  Mr. Harding : Oh, well done! Well done!

  [Mrs Coles and the other prostitutes join in the laughter and rejoicing]