Breaking Bad (TV Series)

Crazy Handful of Nothin' (2008)

Aaron Paul: Jesse Pinkman

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• Jesse Pinkman : [Walter comes out of the RV, hardly able to breathe and disoriented]  Sit down get some air.

  [He sits down, Jesse notices the mark on his chest] 

  Jesse Pinkman : When were you gonna tell me?

  Walter H. White : Tell you what?

  Jesse Pinkman : Cancer! You got it, right?

  Walter H. White : [surprised]  How did you know?

  Jesse Pinkman : My aunt, had one those dots on her, to target the radiation. What is it, in your lung? I'm your partner man, you should have told me. That's not cool man, not at all. What stage are you?

  Walter H. White : [feeling nauseated, clutching his stomach as he catches his breath]  3A.

  Jesse Pinkman : [looking away]  It's in your lymph nodes.

  Walter H. White : [puts his glasses on and looks at Jesse]  Your aunt... How bad was she when they caught it?

  Jesse Pinkman : Bad enough, she didn't last long.

  Walter H. White : How long?

  Jesse Pinkman : Seven months.

  [looks at Walt with sudden realization] 

  Jesse Pinkman : I get it now, that's why you're doing all this, you want to make some cash for your people before you check out.

  Walter H. White : You got a problem with that?

• Walt : Last time I checked, there was 16 ounces to a pound. What'd you do with the rest, smoke it?

  Jesse Pinkman : Yo I been out there all night slangin' crystal. You think it's cake movin' a pound of meth, one teenth at a time?

  Walt : So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don't you just sell the whole pound at once?

  Jesse Pinkman : To who? What do I look like? Scarface?

  Walt : This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you'd be ready for another pound today.

  Jesse Pinkman : You may know a lot about chemistry, man. But you don't know jack about slangin' dope.

• Walter H. White : We have to move our production bulk wholesale now. How do we do that?

  Jesse Pinkman : What do you mean? To, like, a distributor?

  Walter H. White : Yes. Yes, that's what we need. We need a distributor now. Do you know anyone like that?

  Jesse Pinkman : Yeah. I mean, I used to until you killed him.

• [first lines] 

  Walter H. White : Let's get something straight. This, the chemistry, is my realm. I am in charge of the cooking. Out there on the street, you deal with that. As far as our customers go, I don't want to know anything about them. I don't wanna see them, I don't wanna hear from them. I want no interaction with them whatsoever. This operation is you and me, and I'm the silent partner. You got any issues with that?

  Jesse Pinkman : Whatever, man.

  Walter H. White : No matter what happens, no more bloodshed. No violence.