Breaking Bad (TV Series)

A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal (2008)

Anna Gunn: Skyler White

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• Skyler White : [after intense sex in the car]  Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?

  Walter White : Because it was illegal.

• Skyler White : You know that, uh, tiara that Marie gave us?

  Walter White : Yeah.

  Skyler White : Well, she stole it. Yeah. I practically got arrested trying to return it at the store.

  Walter White : Oh, my god.

  Skyler White : I mean, she refuses to admit it. She refuses to apologize. I-I don't know what to do.

  Walter White : Hmm. People sometimes do things for their families.

  Skyler White : "People sometimes do things for their families"? And what, that justifies stealing?

  Walter White : Well...

  Skyler White : Wow. That must have been some sweat lodge. Are you even listening to the words coming out of your mouth?

  Walter White : What would you do if it were me?

  Skyler White : What... what do you mean if it were you?

  Walter White : Well... if it were me, what would you do? Would you divorce me? Would you turn me into the police?

  Skyler White : [coyly]  You don't want to find out.

• Skyler White : Look, I-I've never stolen anything in my life. All right? I-I told you, that tiara was a gift. A baby shower gift.

  Jewelry Store Owner : So who gave it to you, then?

  Skyler White : I don't think I have to tell you that.

  Jewelry Store Owner : Ma'am, you don't have to tell me anything. You can talk to the police. And I can tell them how my daughter-in-law remembers showing this particular item to a tall blond woman, who, when her back was turned, walked right out the door with it. So there.

  Skyler White : Oh, yeah? Well, then, I can talk to the Channel 3 News. Yeah, I can tell them you people, without a shred - without a-a modicum of evidence, illegally detained an innocent pregnant woman in a dank storeroom.

  Jewelry Store Owner : This is my office.

  Skyler White : I feel I'm being held hostage. Furthermore, I'm not getting enough air back here. I don't think... I don't think I can breathe. Oh, my... oh, my god. Oh, no. I'm going into labor. Yes, I...

  [she groans, and begins feigning Lamaze breathing; cut to her leaving the store and dialing her phone] 

  Marie Schrader : Hi, you've reached Marie. Do the beep thing.

  Skyler White : Marie, it's Skyler. I just left Zachary's. I need to talk to you. *Immediately*.