Archer (TV Series)
Caught Napping (2020)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Lana, introspection is the enemy of happiness. So, my advice is, don't. Always worked for me.
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Sterling Archer : Say what you will about the Swiss, but they hate the shit out of horses.
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Lana Kane : AJ, meet Sterling Archer.
Sterling Archer : Hey, uh...
[AJ holds up index finger and turns her head away to finish drinking her juice box]
AJ : Ahhh.
Sterling Archer : Hey, AJ. Uh, we had a lot of very weird and dangerous times together, but you were probably too young to remember me.
AJ : No, I remember. You're Sleeping Beauty; that's what I called you. I kissed you so you'd wake up. It just took a while.
Sterling Archer : You... you brought her to visit me?
Lana Kane : Yeah. It was really important to me that she see Sleeping Beauty.
AJ : That's not what she called him. I called him Sleeping Beauty; she called him a sperm delivery device.
Lana Kane : I said that... one time.
[Show ends]
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Pam Poovey : Hoof beats?
Cyril Figgis : In the middle of winter?
Sterling Archer : Are we even in the right hemisphere?
Cheryl Tunt : Duh! They're in St. Moritz for White Turf. Uh - it's so hard to talk to poor people.