Galaxy High School (TV Series)
Martian Mumps (1986)
John Stephenson: Beef Bonk
Quotes
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Doyle Cleverlobe : Oh Beef...
Beef Bonk : [infected by the Martian Mumps] Yes, Doyle?
Doyle Cleverlobe : I just wanted to tell you your rod stinks and your friends stink and most of all, you stink.
Beef Bonk : [Beef sniffs his shirt] Thank you. Offensive odor is agains the rules. I shal bathe.
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Beef Bonk : Oh Earth-Boy...
Doyle Cleverlobe : Beef! You're not a martian...
Beef Bonk : No, but you are Flugel food!
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Professor Icenstein : Aha! Just as I thought. The key element in Beef's personality is rage. He would rather be angry than anything.
Doyle Cleverlobe : Well that's the truth, but what's it got to do with Martian Mumps?
Professor Icenstein : Aha, when you made him angry, it brought back his true self, thus curing his Martian Mumps
Aimee Brightower : You mean we have to make people angry to cure 'em?
Professor Icenstein : No, no, no, no, no, that only worked with Beef because it's his strongest emotion. Someone else might be cured by laughing, or hugging, or zinging a zong.
Beef Bonk : That's disgusting!