The Judge's daughter is picked up for a date by a boy named Bullet Head, who speaks in a New York accent, is bald, and says he loves to go bowling. When the judge asks, "You like to go bowling, Bullet Head?", the boy is annoyed, and says, as he leaves with the judge's daughter, "I'm leaving now. But just remember this. Bowling's fun. It's fun for the entire family!" They head out to a restaurant and the symphony. Later Bullet Head brings her home, and the Judge asks how the restaurant was. "I thought the wine had a pungent after taste," Bullet Head says. The judge asks, surprised, "You like fine wines, Bullet Head?" Bullet Head replies, "I like them better than bad wines." Judge Randall: "And the symphony?" Bullet Head: "The woodwinds were good, but the strings were a little brassy." And Bullet Head leaves.
—Patrick Reynolds