- Ben Tennyson: Uh, would someone mind explaining where "here" is?
- Gwen Tennyson: The scariest place of all - inside your head!
- Ben Tennyson: All I need to do is wake up right? So hit me!
- [Gwen hits him]
- Ben Tennyson: Ow! Didn't work!
- Gwen Tennyson: Yeah, grandpa said that it wouldn't, but you asked for it!
- Max Tennyson: Hope you guys are hungry. I've cooked up one of my world-famous breakfasts.
- Ben Tennyson: Uh-oh. Plug your nose and kiss your taste buds goodbye.
- Ben Tennyson: [examining a cartridge spilled from a truck] Whoa, "Sumo Slammer Space Wars." This game isn't supposed to be out for, like, a year. I probably should return these, shouldn't I?
- Max Tennyson: Nah, that truck's long gone. I say play away.
- Ben Tennyson: Could this day get any better?
- Ben Tennyson: [zipping through an on-screen test] It's multiple choice. Just choose C for every answer and you'll pass.
- Gwen Tennyson: That won't work.
- Ben Tennyson: How do you think I got through the third grade?
- Diamondhead: [Sixsix is holding a cheerleader hostage] You've got a lot to learn about school spirit.
- [shoots a diamond in his blaster]
- Diamondhead: [fixes the bus's flat tire] You're good to go.
- Cheerleader: You're so awesome!
- Cheerleader: And so cute.