- Colin Mochrie: [after the first scene in Hollywood Director] That was so bad, Mexico offered to build a wall around it.
- Wayne Brady: [after Hollywood Director] I'm so happy I lotioned my legs.
- Aisha Tyler: Mm-hmm. They look very creamy. Not one bit of ash.
- Aisha Tyler: [before Hollywood Director] Ryan is an heroic Jedi knight.
- Ryan Stiles: Jedi knight from 'Star Trek.'
- Colin Mochrie: [in Greatest Hits] We'll be right back to our documentary on my buddy's emergency vasectomy in 'Saving Ryan's Privates' in just a second.