- Daisy Adair: I'm returning to the theatre.
- George Lass: Returning? I thought you only did movies.
- Daisy Adair: What's the difference?
- George Lass: A live audience.
- Daisy Adair: Where the hell is Rube? I need my coffee.
- Roxy Harvey: People, this is hallowed ground. Show some respect.
- Mason: I'm showing respect. Auf Wiedersehen, der Waffle Haus.
- Daisy Adair: [Puts hand on chest] Fond farewell to a shitty, little restaurant.
- Mason: Which didn't extend me any more credit,
- [Holds middle finger up]
- Mason: so fuck you!
- Reggie Lass: Just because you're dead doesn't mean that I can't move in with you.
- George Lass: And just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a splitting headache.
- Delores Herbig: It's amazing how such a small creature could fit into something so big!
- George Lass: Well, Murray had a big heart.
- George Lass: [Thinking] And Cameron was a big ass.
- George Lass: [Upon meeting their new boss] Not to be all 'What the fuck?' about this but...
- Roxy Harvey: What the fuck?
- Mason: Goody! That means we get to play, you know, "High Risk Factor"! Okay, ready?
- Roxy Harvey: [Girl runs by] Running with scissors...
- Mason: [Points to barber babbling very quickly with customer] Barber on drugs, razor at throat...
- Roxy Harvey: [Sees vain lady babbling] Then there's her...
- Mason: What's high risk about her?
- Roxy Harvey: Nothing. I just want her dead.
- Daisy Adair: [Frustrated] Baenziger!
- Roxy Harvey: Oh good! Now we get to play "Last Minute Panic"!
- George Lass: I have a pair of f**k me pumps: you can have them if you want; they squish my baby toe.