- Nervous Lumberjack: I never wanted to be a lumberjack anyway. I always wanted to do something different with my life.
- Mayor Lichfield: Well, what did you want to be?
- Nervous Lumberjack: I always wanted to be...
- Mayor Lichfield: What? What?
- Nervous Lumberjack: I always wanted to be...
- Mayor Lichfield: Say it, man!
- Nervous Lumberjack: A pet store owner.
- Mayor Lichfield: What?
- Nervous Lumberjack: Yes. Huggable dogs, hamsters, little rabbits, a Norwegian Blue Parrot.
- Crowd at Lumberjack Rally: A Norwegian Blue Parrot? Got beautiful plumage!