Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

John Leguizamo: Sid

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• Sid : [to the baby dinosaur]  Come on, spit him out. If you don't spit out little Johnny right now, we're leaving the playground this instant! One... two... don't make me say three...

  [the baby dinosaur spits up a bird] 

  Sid : There you are. The picture of health.

  Aardvark Mom : That's not little Johnny!

  Sid : Well, it's better than nothing.

• Manny : [Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from an adult]  Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!

  Sid : How do I know she's their mother?

  Manny : What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a *dinosaur*!

• Sid : Is this how you resolve conflicts? No wonder you're single.

  [Mamma Rex roars] 

  Sid : oh, that's your answer to everything. I don't exactly call that communication. I say they're vegetarian, you say "grrr". I say can we talk about it, you say "grrr". That's not what I call communication.

  Mother T-Rex : GRRRRRR!

  Sid : See that's your answer to everything!

• Sid : [about Peaches]  Oh it's a boy!

  Diego : That's it's tail

  Sid : It's a girl!

• Sid : [running from a musk ox he tried to milk]  I thought you were a female!

• Sid : Fine, I understand. You have your family. I'll just go raise them alone... by myself. In my fortress of solitude. In the ice. A lone, lonely loner.

  Manny : That's a lot of aloneness.

  Sid : Precisely!

• Sid : [confronting a Tyrannosaurus who has come looking for her babies]  Look, these are my kids! And you're gonna have to go through *me* to get them!

• Sid : I'm a single mother with 3 kids. I could use a little compassion.

• Manny : Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.

  Sid : Shh! My kids will hear you.

  Manny : They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back. You're not meant to be a parent.

  Sid : Why not?

  Manny : First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign: one of them almost became an omelet.

• Sid : [As, Sid fails to fight back against the boiling lava river and is doomed to certain death as he gets nearer to the lava falls, he stands up dignified on his floating rock, putting his hand to his chest]  This... is the end of Sid the sloth...

  [Falls over lava falls] 

  Sid : Aaggghhhhh!

• Sid : [after being rescued by flying dinosaur]  Help!

  Eddie : [Looks over side of dinosaur]  No, Sid, it's me!

  Crash : [Looks over also]  And me!

  Buck : [Joins Crash & Eddie]  And me!

  Sid : Uh, I don't wanna panic anyone, but who's flying this thing?

  Buck : Oops!

  [Crashes into ice ceiling] 

• Sid : I'm too young to be eaten!

• Sid : Well, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven!

  Pudgy Beaver Mom : Oh! I'm not pregnant!

  [Hits Sid with stick] 

  Sid : Ow! It's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother.

  [Gets hit again] 

• Sid : Bad egg! Rotten egg! A heart attack you almost gave me!

• Sid : The important thing is nobody got hurt... except for that guy... and-and those three...

  [trips over someone] 

  Sid : ... and her.

• Sid : [Climbs in log and sighs believing he's lost Rudy. Rudy steps on both side of log leaving Sid in the middle]  Go away! Go away! Shoo! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

• Sid : I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

• Sid : [after Diego leaves, looks in ice at his reflection]  At least you've still got your looks.

  [ice cracks]