Ray Romano: Manny
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Buck : Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene. Tuff of fur. Half-eaten carcass. Hunk of... aaugh! No! Broccoli!
[almost throws up]
Buck : Here's what I think happened: dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with broccoli, leaving dinosaur... a vegetable!
Diego : Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.
Manny : Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
Buck : All right, good point. Theory two: Sid's eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli... a vegetable!
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Diego : [to Manny, about possibly staying] This is my kind of place.
Buck : [Pick up a rock like it's a cellphone] Hello? No... No I can't really talk right now... Going to retrive a dead sloth. No, I know. They're following ME! Yeah, and they think I'M crazy! O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to lose you. Yeah. O-Okay.
[quietly]
Buck : I... I love you too. Goodbye... Goodbye!
[throws the rock aside]
Buck : Let's get a move on, shall we?
Manny : [to Diego] That'll be YOU in three weeks.
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Manny : [looking at Eddie & Crash singing] Are you crazy?
Diego : [lets go of his breath, in a squeaky voice] Its not poison!
[surprised by his voice, he laughs hysterically with Eddie & Crash]
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] That is Sooo Disturbing!
Buck : [from the other side] Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Stop Laughing all of you!
[All laugh hysterically]
Manny : [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Whats rule number 1?
[All laugh hysterically]
Ellie : They are just laughing, what's so bad about that?
Buck : They died laughing!
[points down the chasm at laughing skeletons of dinosaurs]
Ellie : [gasps] Stop laughing!
Manny : [in a squeaky voice] You know whats funny though? We are trying to save Sid, and now we are all gonna die!
[all laugh hysterically]
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] And i don't even like Sid!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] Who does? He's an idiot!
[All laugh hysterically]
Diego : [in a squeaky voice] Thats for getting me into this mess! Its the most fun i've had in years!
Manny : [in a squeaky voice] Thank YOU, for deserting the herd, that was totally SUPER!
[moment of silence and then they all laugh hysterically]
Manny : [All notice Buck above the cage trying to release it free and holding his breath, Manny begins to tickle him with his trunk] Coo chee Coo chee Coo!
Buck : [In a normal voice] Stop That!
[gasps]
Buck : Don't you see?
[in a squeaky voice]
Buck : We are all gonna die!
[All look at him and begin laughing hysterically including Buck]
Ellie : [on the other side] I gotta do everything huh?
[Ellie releases the rope and sets the cage loose]
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] Sometimes, i wet my bed!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] Thats alright, sometimes I wet your bed!
[All Laugh hysterically]
Manny : [the cage reaches the other side and everyone apart from Buck tumbles out breathing for air while laughing. In a normal voice] Uhhh, I'm not sure how much of that you could hear...?
Manny : Oh i heard all of it
Eddie : [to crash] You wet my bed?
Crash : That was just gas talk dude.
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Manny : Sid, you're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl, with... with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell...
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Eddie : So, Why do they call it the Chasm of Death?
Buck : Well, We tried big smelly crack but uh, that just made everybody giggle!
Manny : Well now what?
Buck : [Buck pulls on a cord and a large ribcage on a vine appears] Madam...?
[gestures for Ellie to get on]
Manny : Whoa! She is not doing that!
Buck : Bup bup bup bup! Rule number 1...?
Eddie : Ooh ooh ooh!
[raises his hand in the air]
Buck : Ah! Come on mammoth! You're supposed to have a good memory!
Ellie : Always listen to Buck!
[walks onto the rib cage]
Buck : Now eyes forward, Back straight and
[quietly]
Buck : breath in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.
Ellie : TOXIC FUMES?
Buck : Just another day in paradise!
[cuts the vine to release the rib cage]
Manny : Wait!
Buck : GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Manny : [moment of silence and then sees the empty ribcage move towards them] Ellie? You okay?
Ellie : [calling from the other side] You have to try this!
Buck : Alright! Now Pile on everyone! Couldn't be easier!
Buck : [the cage is stranded in the middle of the fumes] Don't panic! Just some uh technical Difficulties! Keep holding it in boys!
Eddie : [Stops holding his breath] I cant take it anymore!
Crash : He breathed it!
[gasps]
Crash : now I'm breathing it!
[crash & eddie make choking noises]
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!
Crash : [in a squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] Me? You should hear you!
[Both laugh hard]
Eddie : [in a squeaky voice] Alright Alright. and a one, and a two...
Crash , Eddie : [in a squeaky voice, singing] Christmas, Christmas time is near...
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Buck : [Using dinosaur skulls like they're talking using his own voice]
[skull one]
Buck : They'll never survive. It's dangerous out there by day.
Buck : [skull two] And it's even worse at night.
Buck : [skull one] Plus, their guide is a lunatic.
Buck : [skull two] You mean Buck? He's wacko.
Buck : I am not!
Buck : [brings up another skull on his foot] And his feet smell.
Buck : Oh, shut up!
Buck : [skull on his foot] You shut up.
[Buck grabs his foot with the skull on it]
Manny : He's strangling his own foot.
Ellie : Maybe we should keep going.
Buck : [skull three] What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely.
Buck : The skull's right. Take a load off, Manny. We'll camp here for the night. Now, who's hungry?
Buck : [skull three] I am!
Buck : You don't need the calories.
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Manny : Oh, we need a code word. Yeah, something that says, "the baby's coming."
Ellie : [thinks a moment] How about, "Aaah! The baby's coming!" How's that?
Manny : Nah, too long. We need something short and punchy, like, uh... "peaches"!
Ellie : Peaches?
Manny : I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy, just like you.
Ellie : You think I'm round?
Manny : Uh... Round is good. Round is foxy!
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Ellie : [Talking about Sid being missing] This isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid
Manny : Yeah. But if I have been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.
Buck : [interrupts] Better friend, Are you pluckin' my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy! Not the best husband or father... but a darn good friend!
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Ellie : Manny! Pineapples!
Buck : Pineapples?
Manny : She gets cravings.
Ellie : Pomegrantes? Grapefruits! Nectarines?
Diego : She's ordering a fruit cocktail.
Ellie : Come on, think! Peaches!
Manny : Peaches? Peaches! The baby! What, what now?
Diego : This? Not good.
Manny : [Freaking out] The baby's coming!
[to Crash and Eddie]
Manny : Did you guys hear that? Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head, but...
Crash : Can you try to hold it in?
Ellie : Can somebody slap him for me?
Eddie : [Slaps Crash] Done and done.
Manny : Just sit tight. We're coming!
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Manny : After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.
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Manny : I feel so... puny.
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Ellie : [Manny and Diego are trapped by a meat-eating plant] That's it, I'm tearing that thing out through the root.
Buck : Do that, and it'll clamp shut forever.
Ellie : What?
Buck : Calm down, preggers. Don't get your trunk in a knot. I'll have them out of there before they're digested.
Manny : Digested?
Buck : They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny : I'm not fat!
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Manny : Don't ever yabba-dabba-do that again!
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Buck : There's only one thing to do. Possums, come with me. Manny, you stay and take care of her.
Manny : You can't leave now! She's off the trail! What about rule number two?
Buck : Rule number 5 says you can ignore rule number 2 if there's a female involved, or possibly a cute dog. You know, I just make up these rules as I go along.
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Manny : Bring it on you chicken-headed freaks!
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Manny : [Buck looking very spaced out by Crash and Eddie's lack of understanding his eye prospect turns to Manny who said in a slight sarcastic voice] Welcome to my world!
