Robert Daws: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : There are certain things you never hear nor see: a beggar without a little dog, a fat vampire and a cabbie that talks sense.

• Cambridge : I'm not going to be a minicab driver for long. I've got a university degree.

  Sam : What in?

  Cambridge : Greek History.

  Sam : You're gonna be a minicab driver for bloody years, son.

• Sam : [on Dexter's nervous breakdown]  Dexter is not intelligent enough to have a breakdown. And as for nervous - we're talking about the man who once, for a bet, went into a mosque and shouted: 'Minicab for Mr Rushdie!'