The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Tony Randall/Lara Flynn Boyle/Andy Koffman (1990)
Tony Randall: Self
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Quotes
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Johnny Carson : Advertisers prey on your fears. That's why they sell products. Do you use a deodorant at all?
Tony Randall : Yes.
Johnny Carson : Now, why do you use a deodorant?
Tony Randall : ... I don't know, because...
Johnny Carson : Most people, because, now, most people do not need to use an underarm deodorant if you take-
[a couple audience members sound disgusted]
Johnny Carson : Oh, listen to me. If you bathe every day regularly, normally only a few people have that problem. That's true.
[more audience noises]
Johnny Carson : Oh, come on. You see? You've been brainwashed.
[audience laughter]
Tony Randall : That's right.
Johnny Carson : Or arm-washed, one of the two. That's true. If you bathe and take normal hygienic procedures, it's not necessary to use a deodorant.
Tony Randall : And some of us think that people smell better without it.
[more audience disgust noises]
Johnny Carson : The smelly group up here, what do you think?
[audience laughter]