- Samantha Telebug: It's going to be too small, Harry...
- Harry Stern: Samantha, I thought your sensors would've indicated I took CSE in, in woodwork, love.
- Harry Stern: Just remember, Geoffrey, today is the last day of the rest of your life, mate!
- Neil Buchanan: Oi, oi... first day.
- Harry Stern: Thursday is the last day of the rest of your life, mate.
- Neil Buchanan: Harry! Not Thursday, first day.
- Harry Stern: Thursday is the first day of the last - it's a new beginning, Geoffrey.