Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Jillian Bell: Dr. Taylor Wood

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• Dr. Taylor Wood : Ted, is there something you feel your wife needs to hear from you?

  Ted : Yeah. Totally.

  [turns to Elizabeth] 

  Ted : We love you guys.

  Bill : Aww, that is good, dude!

  Dr. Taylor Wood : In a way, yes. I mean, it is great to feel loved. But do you understand how that might sound strange to your wives? I'll shoot this at Bill.

  Bill : No. I mean, we love 'em.

  Dr. Taylor Wood : Oh. "We love them."

  Bill : Yeah.

  Ted : Yeah, we do.

  Dr. Taylor Wood : Okay. It's the "we" part. Um... Ted, can you say the same thing, but instead of "we", say "I" in the sentence?

  Ted : Oh. Yeah. Of course.

  [turns back to Elizabeth] 

  Ted : Elizabeth?

  Elizabeth : Yes?

  Ted : I and Bill love you and Joanna.

  Elizabeth : [chagrinned]  Okay.

  Bill : [whispering]  Dude, with all due respect, I don't think you're quite getting this.

  Ted : [whispering]  Go for it, dude.

  Bill : Okay. I'm gonna do one.

  Dr. Taylor Wood : Yes. Go for it, dude.

  Bill : Okay.

  [turns to Joanna, clears his throat, and takes a deep breath] 

  Bill : Joanna?

  Joanna : Mmm-hmm?

  Bill : From the very, very bottom of I and Ted's hearts, I and Ted totally love and worship you and Elizabeth.

  [pause] 

  Ted : Perfect, dude.

  Bill : Awesome, dude, thanks.

• Dr. Taylor Wood : [George Washington arrives in her office]  No. No. No!

• Dr. Taylor Wood : [Bill and Ted have booked joint couples therapy]  So, do you understand why this situation might seem at all strange to your wives?

  Ted : No. Not at all. Why?

  Dr. Taylor Wood : Well, when your wives suggested couples therapy, do you think that this is what they had in mind?

  Bill : Well, definitely. I mean, we're a couple of couples, right?

  Ted : That is true.

  Bill : Yeah.

  Dr. Taylor Wood : But usually with couples therapy, it means just one couple.

  [pause] 

  Ted : That makes sense.

  Bill : [chuckles]  Yeah.