- Angelica Pickles: [as a pirate, invading the babies' ship] Prepare to be bored!
- Phil DeVille: Oh, no! Looks like She's gonna bore us!
- Angelica Pickles: Aiiieee!
- [swings over, missing the ship completely and lands in the water]
- Tommy Pickles: Hoist the Mistelmast! Pull up the Anchor! Swab the Poop deck!
- Lil DeVille, Phil DeVille, Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr.: Poop?
- [all check, Lil pats her diaper]
- Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr.: [seasick] I knew I shouldn't have had that second helping of strained squash...
- Phil DeVille: [as Angelica is about to make Tommy walk the plank] Be Brave, Tommy!
- Lil DeVille: Remember, a pirate's not ascared of nothin'!
- Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr.: I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Tommy Pickles: Farewell, my brave crew. Wherever you may roam; Do not forget the memory of your brave captain!
- Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr.: Now I *know* I'm gonna be sick...
- Tommy Pickles: Hurry mateys, or we'll all be fish food!
- Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr.: [still queasy] Please don't mention food.
- Stu Pickles: And when we got home, we had dolls!
- Chas Finster: Yeah!
- [to Stu]
- Chas Finster: Well, *you* had a doll. Actually, *I* had a monkey.