- Tsukasa Hiiragi: You know how the chicken's the parent and the egg's the child? And how mayonnaise is made from eggs, too? I call that the Relative Bowl.
- Konata Izumi: [listlessly] Hello Kagami. How about we have your birthday party over at my place today? It's so hot right now I can't move a muscle.
- Kagami Hiiragi: [over the phone] Oh, that sucks. I was just baking some cookies, too.
- Konata Izumi: [contemplative pause] Coming.
- Konata Izumi: [to Miyuki] How come you wear glasses? I mean, you're really pretty but you can only appeal to a tiny section of the fanbase.