Big Mouth (TV Series)

The New Me (2020)

Maria Bamford: Tito the Anxiety Mosquito

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Quotes 

• Nick : [running away and shivering in fright]  God! Andrew and Seth are such ASSHOLES. Ugh! Why are there so many fucking mosquitos? I can't breath! I'm fucking freaking out.

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : [strangling]  Oh No! Are you having a panic attack? Ehhhhhhhhhhh!

  Nick : What? Who said that?

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : Me! I did.

  Nick : Aah! What the hell are you?

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : I'm Tito, the Anxiety Mosquito.

  Nick : Anxiety Mosquito?

  [when Tito bites his arm] 

  Nick : OW!

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : I'm sorry, people hated when I do that. People hated when I do everything. But do I stop? Noooooooooo!

  [spins around up and down and bites his neck] 

  Nick : Oh fuck!

• [last lines] 

  Nick : I'm so sorry, but I can't stop!

  Nick : [slaps Tito in the face] 

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : You killed me! I get it! I'm the worst, and so are you.

  Nick : I know! Andrew hates me.

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : And so does Seth! There probably making fun out of you right now.

  Nick : You think so?

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : Here's what there definetly saying.

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : [acting as Andrew]  Nick is a whiny little baby!

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : [acting as Seth]  Let's jerk off on his pillow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  Nick : NO! Please stop saying this stuff!

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : You're gonna have the worst summer. Everyone's gonna hate you.

  Nick : [frightend]  Oh shit, they are.

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : [spliting into three and then more]  There gonna know you are aselfish little prick who has a little prick that nobody wants to fuck. You're gonna die a virgin. All Alone! As the world explodes from global warning! You dead, lonely little virgin.

  Nick : I don't wanna be a dead lonely little virgin.

  [sobs into fear]