The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)
Face Wars (2007)
Sarah Silverman: Sarah Silverman
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Quotes
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Sarah Silverman : I'm the victim of a hate crime. It's true. The lady at the country club wouldn't let me play tennis because I'm Jewish.
Officer Jay McPherson : What?
Sarah Silverman : She was like, "What's your name? Silverman?... Get out Jew".
Laura Silverman : She said that?
Sarah Silverman : Yeah. Basically. With her eyes.
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Waiter : Mam, excuse me. I think it's harder to be black than it is to be Jewish.
Sarah Silverman : Uh, did black people have the holocaust?
Waiter : No, but we did have 400 years of slavery.
Sarah Silverman : Oh, I'm SO sorry you guys get to have like amazing dance moves and singing voices while we got... oh yeah... murder showers.
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Officer Jay McPherson : Well, what do you believe in Sarah?
Sarah Silverman : Mouthwash for starters. Seriously, Jay, did you eat a fart?