- [first lines]
- Anchorwoman: Come down to the Stiffle Mall Bookstore today. First Dog, Filibuster, and the First Lady will be autographing their nest best-seller, From Dog House to White House. And every visitor will receive a free genuine White House dog dish.
- [last lines]
- Colonel: And, of course, I recommend to your parents that you be grounded for three weeks. Any questions?
- Spot, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig: No, Sir.
- Colonel: Alright. Now I know you've missed lunch, so, uh, meet me in the pet shop food bar in five minutes.
- Rolly: Wow. That's great. Thanks, Colonel! But, how do we find it?
- Colonel: Huh. No problem, cadet. Just read the map.