- [first lines]
- Spot: You want to make a tape of me? What for?
- Cadpig: For the TV show, Stupendously Embarrassing Home Videos.
- Rolly: Yeah. They pay big bucks for tapes of animals doing stunts.
- Spot: What kind of stunts?
- Lucky: You know, like the time you got sucked in by the sump pump and shot over the barn like a water rocket.
- Mayor Ed Pig: Why don't you ever fly through the windmill again? That's a sure crowd pleaser.
- Princess: Remember her with that roll of duct tape? I'm still laughing.
- Lucky: Come on, Spot. Don't just stand there.
- Spot: What? You think I'm gonna do something stupid just because you asked? I'm not a clown. I have my dignity.
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, don't be a fool. I wouldn't dream of making the delightful little beasts into coats. It would be far too politically incorrect.