Quotes
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Martin Edwards : That's the problem with you lot, you just don't care!
Hazel Edwards : Oh, of course we care, Martin. It's not the end of the world.
Martin Edwards : It's the end of my hair!
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Harry Stern : [trying to fit Martin a wig] I'll tell you what, ten minutes with this on your head, and you'll feel like a new man.
Martin Edwards : But... I haven't got red hair?
Harry Stern : See, you're a new man already!
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Hazel Edwards : You know, It's still a mystery to me how you could'a loose all of your hair so suddenly, though.
Martin Edwards : Well, I did it myself.
Hazel Edwards : You what?
Martin Edwards : Well, I was having a shave, you know, and I was concentrating on something else, and I just somehow just managed to shave my hair off, that's all.
Hazel Edwards : [shouting] Of all the brainless, careless idiot! Oh, you want you're brain examining!
Martin Edwards : I'll take the wig off for that, won't I?
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Hazel Edwards : Oh, Martin stop cowering! Don't you recognize a theatre mask when you see one?
Martin Edwards : Oh, oh, thank heavens. Do you know what I thought that it was for one horrible moment? Your mother come to stay!
