My Boys (TV Series)

Douchebag in the City (2007)

Jordana Spiro: P.J. Franklin

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Quotes 

• PJ Franklin : [about Brendan]  Okay, does anybody know that douchebag who just left?

  Mike : Not me. I don't hang with douches.

  Stephanie : What's wrong with him?

  Kenny : Ever since you gave him that 'Sexiest Bachelor' thing, he's been shortening his words. "Waffs" and "Vods."

  Bobby : Yeah, it's... annoy.

• PJ Franklin : It was so weird. All she wanted to do today was "Spa" and "Club."

  Andy : I like your verbs that are things. I think I'm gonna sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.

• Mike : [reading his letter]  Brendan, you screened my call, douchebag. You're a really big douche! If you were a superhero, you'd be Captain Douchebag. Your superpowers would be screening calls and the ability to wreck any hang, *Douche*. And then I drew a picture of you as Captain Douchebag.

  PJ Franklin : Who's he fighting?

  Mike : That's a giant lizard.

• PJ Franklin : [excited]  Lyssa is coming in from New York for the weekend. She's my old buddy from college, the editor of my newspaper.

  [the boys don't react] 

  PJ Franklin : [excited]  She gave me my first column.

  [the boys still don't react] 

  PJ Franklin : [dropping her enthusiasm]  She's hot and single.

  Mike , Kenny : [finally interested]  Ohhhhh!

• PJ Franklin : [voiceover]  Every player starts out as a humble rookie. Along the way, the challenge is: how do you stay that way throughout your career?

• Tina : So, PJ, Lyssa tells us that you write for sports.

  Lyssa : She covers the Cubs, and she's brilliant.

  Tina : Wow.

  Veronica : So, come on. Tell us.

  PJ Franklin : Tell you what?

  Veronica : You know - which Cub swings the biggest bat.

• Debbie : [trying to decide where to go while visiting Chicago]  How 'bout The Lab Rat?

  Lyssa : Ooo, that sounds perfect. What is it?

  Debbie : It's New York Chicago's favorite New York nightclub in Chicago.

  PJ Franklin : What's "New York Chicago?"

  Lyssa : It's our tour book that lists places that are just like New York... in other cities.

• PJ Franklin : [voiceover]  One problem with all-stars: you have to hang out with their entourage.

• PJ Franklin : [voiceover]  Most entourages are just yes men. They ensure the all-star keeps believing their own hype, but the good ones make sure that, even in success, the player stays grounded.

• PJ Franklin : Okay, that is enough! Brendan, come on, you are NOT mean and awful! Why are you acting like this? This isn't you. I mean, come on, man, look at your belt.

  Brendan Dorff : Hey, you know what...

  PJ Franklin : LOOK AT IT!

• PJ Franklin : [voiceover]  In success, the challenge is: don't forget where you came from. It sounds easy, but sometimes you need help from the people who love you.