Blood on the Highway (2008)

Robin Gierhart: Carrie

Quotes 

• Chase Sinclair : I'll allow you to allow me to introduce myself. Hi, Chase Sinclair, regional VP of Consumart Industries, and can anybody tell me why I'm here at five AM instead of my penthouse apartment having my anus tickled by two Kashmiri pop stars?

  Carrie : [slightly raising her hand]  Does- does it have something to do with vampires?

  Chase Sinclair : Well, that's part of the reason. More specifically, all of the dead vampires. Now, how do you suppose that happened? Act of god? Sickle Cell? I mean, they didn't just trip and fall on those wooden stakes.

  Greeter : Uh, Bertram Moynaham did.

  Chase Sinclair : [grudgingly]  Except for Bertram Moynaham.

• Carrie : What the hell is wrong with this town? Those guys were, like, fucking rabid.

  Bone : They had fangs. Those other two died pretty quickly when I put a stake through their heart. So, obviously... they're Lutherans.