- Darkwing Duck: You are not a well person!
- Megavolt: What? And you're normal? "I am the cold sore that stings your lip?" We are definitely talking demented!
- Darkwing Duck: [talking about Megavolt] Fortunately, we have a psychological advantage.
- Launchpad McQuack: Uh, because we're uh, sane, and he's uh, not?
- Darkwing Duck: Nooo, because Megavolt's afraid of me. I've sent him to the electric chair. Twice.
- [though temporarily blinded, Darkwing still manages to defeat Megavolt]
- Megavolt: You couldn't have! You couldn't have! BLAST YOU, YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!
- Darkwing Duck: We prefer the term "physically challenged."
- Launchpad McQuack: How's your dad?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: You mean Mr. Woe-is-Me?
- Drake Mallard: [wearing shades and playing harmonica] I got the washed up superhero... the washed up superhero blues.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: I just wanted him to stop fighting crime, but now he's given up on *everything*.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Maybe you should let the police catch the bad guys from now on.
- Drake Mallard: From now on? The doctor said this is just temporary.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Yeah... unless you go out and get killed in the meantime.