- Dickie Jones: Hey! Dickie Jones. And you are?
- Catherine Willows: ...Busy.
- Dickie Jones: How about after your shift I take you up a cup of coffee? I can tell you my whole life story.
- Catherine Willows: [Smiling] No thanks.
- Dickie Jones: It's just a cup of coffee darling, I'm not asking you to make love.
- [Catherine walks away]
- Dickie Jones: I'm not running away anyway. You know, I could open up your world to you. Have you ever had the back of those thighs kissed by a man-who's standing up?
- Catherine Willows: [Catherine burst out laughing]
- [Wendy Simms shows the CSI team a slasher movie she played in when she was a student. They're all amazed except Ronnie Lake]
- Ronnie Lake: I don't get it, what's the thrill here? It's always hot babes with huge breasts falling out of their shirts getting hacked up.
- Wendy Simms: I don't have huge breasts! They're kinda... medium.
- David Hodges: They're perfect.
- Wendy Simms: [Turns to him, shocked]
- David Hodges: -ly. Adequate! Better effect.
- Zack Putrid: [Shows Jim Brass a tape of the victim and him kissing vigorously] Does it look like a woman being taken against her will?
- Captain Jim Brass: That still doesn't explain how your skin got under her fingernails.
- Zack Putrid: Weatherly was - how I gotta put this delicately - she was an ass scratcher man, she liked to scratch my ass! She wasn't pushing me away man! Pulled me in!
- [pulls his pants down and flashes his butt naked]
- Zack Putrid: Brass. Look at my ass. Freaking claw marks!
- Captain Jim Brass: Are you trying to make me throw up Mr Putrid?