Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)
Movies (1998)
H. Jon Benjamin: Ben Katz
Quotes
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Dr. Katz : Oh, what has become of us?
Ben Katz : Dad, just shut up and find a movie, dad.
Dr. Katz : This is not normal, Ben. We shouldn't be going to the movies every night.
Ben Katz : Dad, it's perfectly normal, all right?
Dr. Katz : Well, we should just go for a walk, get a cup of coffee, sit down and talk.
Ben Katz : No, yeah, that's REAL normal, dad.
Dr. Katz : Why don't we read books instead?
Ben Katz : Uh, maybe 'cause we're AMERICANS.
Dr. Katz : No, we're not going to the movies, Ben.
Ben Katz : We'll rent.
Dr. Katz : No, we have to stop. We have to be strong.
Ben Katz : Y'know, you're right, I do prefer the big screen experience anyway. I think it's... I think it's bigger.
Dr. Katz : See...
[chuckles]
Dr. Katz : we, we've lost the art of conversation.
Ben Katz : What does that mean?
[Dr. Katz laughs]
Ben Katz : Wah-wah, woh-woh.
Dr. Katz : Goo-goo.
Ben Katz : Lo-lo-lo. See? We haven't lost it.
Dr. Katz : No, I g- I don't know who I was thinking of.
Ben Katz : Hey, let's draw a bunch of pictures of a horse and then flip through them really fast so it looks like a...
[Dr. Katz chuckles]
Ben Katz : looks like a horse is moving.
Dr. Katz : That is the s... the most desperate idea I've ever heard on my life.
Ben Katz : Oh man...
Dr. Katz : Ben, put the newspaper down, LOOK AT ME! You're my son, I love you!
Ben Katz : Hey, is that from "The Godfather"? You're doing the, the thing with the...
Dr. Katz : Can't we just talk, not about movies? Let's talk about YOU, Ben. How are you?
Ben Katz : Do it in Brando's voice.
[Dr. Katz giggles]
Ben Katz : Please, just do that.
Dr. Katz : [raspy wheeze] I can't, I don't do impressions.
[Ben giggles]
Dr. Katz : Ugh.
Ben Katz : That was a good start, though: "Haa-haa."
Dr. Katz : [giggles] Eh?
Ben Katz : "Aah." That's the way Brando started every, every line: "Haa-haa."
[Dr. Katz laughs]
Ben Katz : Are you gonna be all right, dad?
