- Lucas Sinclair: If I get in good with these guys, I'll be in the popular crowd, and then you guys will be too.
- Mike Wheeler: Has it ever occurred to you that we don't want to be popular?
- Lucas Sinclair: So you wanna be stuck with the nerds and freaks for three more years?
- Dustin Henderson: We ARE nerds and freaks!
- Max Mayfield: If I play, do I get one of those cool T-shirts?
- Dustin Henderson: [laughs] Yes.
- Max Mayfield: Really?
- Dustin Henderson: Everyone gets a T-shirt. We make 'em ourselves, and if you... You're being sarcastic. You being sarcastic?
- Max Mayfield: [goes away]
- Dustin Henderson: She was being sarcastic.
- Eddie Munson: [looking at Erica] Absolutely not.
- Dustin Henderson: You asked for a sub. We delivered.
- Eddie Munson: This is Hellfire Club. Not Babysitting Club.
- Erica Sinclair: I'm 11, you long-haired freak.
- Eddie Munson: My, my, the child speaks.
- [stands up from the chair and walks over to Erica]
- Eddie Munson: So, what's your name, child?
- Erica Sinclair: Erica Sinclair.
- Erica Sinclair: [chuckles] So this is Sinclair's infamous sister.
- Erica Sinclair: [looks at Dustin and Mike] He's sharp.
- [other members of the club laugh]
- Eddie Munson: [glances at the members laughing and they stop]
- Eddie Munson: What's your class and level? Level one dwarf?
- [other members of the club laugh again]
- Erica Sinclair: My name is Lady Applejack. And I'm a chaotic good half-elf rogue, level 14. And I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri. And I'll smile as I watch them die a slow, agonizing death. So, we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy's book club?
- [pause]
- Eddie Munson: [reaches his hand to Erica] Welcome to Hellfire.
- Chrissy Cunningham: You know, you're not what I thought you'd be like.
- Eddie Munson: Mean and scary?
- Chrissy Cunningham: Yeah.
- Eddie Munson: Yeah, well I actually thought you'd be kinda mean and scary too.
- Chrissy Cunningham: Me?
- Eddie Munson: Terrifying.
- Murray Bauman: Wait, can you undress her?
- Joyce Byers: What?
- Murray Bauman: The creepy doll. Can you remove her dress?
- Joyce Byers: I don't... Okay.
- [undresses the doll]
- Joyce Byers: Jesus.
- Murray Bauman: What?
- Joyce Byers: She has nipples.
- Max Mayfield: What is this?
- Lucas Sinclair: A ticket to the game. I know you never want to go to my games, but this one is kind of a big deal.
- Max Mayfield: A big deal? Lucas, you really care about this?
- Lucas Sinclair: Yeah, I... I do. Maybe you should find something you care about too.
- Max Mayfield: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- Lucas Sinclair: Uh...
- [exhales]
- Lucas Sinclair: You're just... It's... It's like you're not even here anymore. It's... It's like you're a ghost or something.
- Max Mayfield: A ghost? Really?
- Lucas Sinclair: Max, I know something's wrong.
- Max Mayfield: Yeah, right. Something must be wrong with me because I broke up with you.
- Lucas Sinclair: No. No, that's... that's not what I meant.
- Max Mayfield: Lucas, look, people just change, okay? That's it. I've changed. It's that simple.
- [gives ticket back to Lucas]
- Max Mayfield: Good luck.
- Chrissy Cunningham: Do you ever feel like you're losing your mind?
- Eddie Munson: Um, you know, just... on a daily basis.
- Ted Wheeler: [talking about his teenager] Remind me, when do they become reasonable human beings again?
- Steve Harrington: She returned 'Fast Times' paused at 53 minutes, 5 seconds. Know who pauses 'Fast Times' at 53 minutes, 5 seconds? People who like boobies, Robin.
- Nancy Wheeler: Michael, I know your D&D club is tonight.
- Mike Wheeler: Hellfire.
- Ted Wheeler: Why don't you call it the High School Dropout Club?
- Robin Buckley: [about Steve] Your love life is one of labyrinthine complexity. It is 7:00 in the morning, we have the stupid pep rally, and I woke up looking like a corpse.
- Dustin Henderson: Look, I'm not saying that my girlfriend is better than yours. It's just that Suzie's, like, a certified genius.
- Mike Wheeler: You do realize El saved the world twice, right?
- Dustin Henderson: And yet you still have a C in Spanish.
- Joyce Byers: The... the stamps on the package have that hammer with that hook thingamajig.
- Murray Bauman: Sickle.
- Joyce Byers: Whatever.