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Keeley Jones : [Walking on treadmill next to Roy's treadmill, where he's reading a book while walking] Lovely weather we've been having, don't you think? Love this time of year. All the smells of fresh leaves.
Roy Kent : What's happening?
Keeley Jones : I was just pretending the two of us were on a walk.
Roy Kent : I'm trying to read.
Keeley Jones : I've been doing a lot of reading myself actually, recently. I read this mad story about a kid who grew up in this shit part of south London, and he got sent off to play as a child, in Sunderland of all places. And then later he was forced to rap his own verse in a charity single which was called Winner, Winner, Football Dinner!
Roy Kent : That was for world hunger.
Keeley Jones : [Pretends sincerity] And I believe it was the cure.
Roy Kent : How do you know all this anyway, what are you doing now, stalking me?
Keeley Jones : No, I'm reading all the players' bios - Rebecca's got me in to help with the team PR.
Roy Kent : Leave me out of it, I'm not one of your show ponies.
Keeley Jones : You wear a number, trot around while people clap - I wouldn't be too high and mighty about it. Later, Roy.
