- Bryce Dawson: Well, you look like big girls! Can't you read my sign?
- [Referring to the one on the front door]
- Sprite #1: 'Welcome.'
- Bryce Dawson: Well, thanks! But we're not interested.
- Sprite #1: But everyone else on the street is buying them! It's for a good cause.
- Bryce Dawson: Oh, so you're selling conformity, along with toxic sugar treats. Well, did you know that Wood Sprites can trace back their insidious origins back to Lord Baden Powell, who was not only a neo-Fascist, but was also an infamous advocate of apartheid?
- Sprite #1: [Befuddled] What?
- Bryce Dawson: [Waving cynically at the mother] Yeah, ask your mom. And tell her you just have to peddle your little boxes of bigotry... elsewhere. Nighty night!
- Sprite #1: [Turns away crying] Mom, what's apartheid?
- Bryce Dawson: [Waving at the couple in the Hummer SUV, pretending to be friendly, murmurs:] Enjoy nine-to-five hell, suckers. Spew as much CO2 into the biosphere as you possibly can.