Dirty Girl (2010)
Jeremy Dozier: Clarke
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Quotes
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Clarke : You ever try magic fingers?
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Danielle : What do you want?
Clarke : Uh, we're partners.
Danielle : No offense, but my designated is, as of this morning, no longer designated.
Clarke : I don't know what that means.
Danielle : It's Danielle's three D's of dating: Discriminate, designate, and dump, and since the unfortunate dumping of Brad, due to his lack of sanitary respect, Im on to the next. And quite frankly, as a dick smoker, you don't qualify.
[Walks away]
Clarke : ...But we're married.
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Clarke : Poor Joan. She only has one grandpa, and he's a total dick.
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Joseph : You and I had a deal, didn't we? Seems to me you're not holding up your end of the bargain, though, you copy me? Clarke? Do you copy me? You know what that makes you? It makes you a welcher. The only thing worse than being a gay is being a welcher.
Clarke : I'm not no gay.
Joseph : Yeah, who am I supposed to believe? A 15-year-old welcher, or a qualified medical physician?
Clarke : He's a chiropractor.
Joseph : He's got experience.
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Danielle : What are you doing?
Clarke : Nothing.
Danielle : You're hitting on me, and I do not appreciate it.
Clarke : I have discriminated, and I have designated.
Danielle : What the fuck? I thought you were a faggot.
Clarke : Only 65 percent.
Danielle : Huh?
Clarke : My therapist showed me this chart. It says that I'm 35 percent hetero. And if I can get that up to 60 percent, my parents won't send me to military school.
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Danielle : Did you tell your parents where we are? I swear to God, if you did, Clarke, I will pull this car over and kick your ass out!
Clarke : You are running toward something, Danielle. I am just running away.
Danielle : Well, ain't that poetic?
Danielle : My daddy's credit card is financing this little adventure of yours. You have not even said, "Thank you".
Danielle : [Slightly taken aback] Some things go without saying.
Clarke : Then I guess it goes without saying that you are the neatest person that I have ever met! And I am not afraid no more when I'm around you, 'cause you are cooler than I will ever be. And It also goes without saying that I would never tell on you!
Danielle : [pause] I promise I'll find a way to thank you.
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Joel : My daddy took off when I was little.
Clarke : Like Dani's.
Danielle : Mine took off before I was born, so I win.
Joel : Are we competing?
Danielle : I'm just saying, I probably had it worse.
Joel : You know what it's like then, don't you? That crazy thing when you look for him everywhere. Anytime you're in a crowd, there's a chance, so you... walk around a little straighter, hoping to look your best, just in case. Looking everywhere for somebody who don't want to be found.