Valerie Harper: Valerie Hogan

Quotes 

• Valerie Hogan : I am the lowest, most pathetic, truly disgusting person who ever set foot on a scale.

  Annie Steck : Val, you almost ate cheesecake - not a live parakeet.

• Valerie Hogan : I thought you were goin' over to Joey's.

  Willie Hogan : Oh, I did - but he had to mow the lawn.

  Valerie Hogan : Speaking of which, our lawn needs to be cut.

  Willie Hogan : Well, uh, I'll call Joey - but I don't think he'll be interested.

• Valerie Hogan : Sisters and brothers sometimes do really rotten things to each other, without realizing the damage they're doing.