Dan Ponce: Willie Hogan

Quotes 

• Valerie Hogan : I thought you were goin' over to Joey's.

  Willie Hogan : Oh, I did - but he had to mow the lawn.

  Valerie Hogan : Speaking of which, our lawn needs to be cut.

  Willie Hogan : Well, uh, I'll call Joey - but I don't think he'll be interested.

• Willie Hogan : You just said yourself - accidents happen.

  David Hogan : Yeah, but there's a difference between accidents and premeditated stupidity.

• Willie Hogan : Does this mean that you guys forgive me for breaking your stuff?

  David Hogan : Sure.

  Willie Hogan : Good. Then I forgive you, too.

  Mark Hogan : For what?

  Willie Hogan : For being creepy brothers!

  David Hogan : *You* forgive *us*?... Well, OK - but just this once.

• Willie Hogan : If you both got over it, why wouldn't you talk to me?

  David Hogan : Well, because we wanted to teach you a lesson. Once we got started, uh... it was kind of fun.

  Willie Hogan : *Fun*?

  David Hogan : Look, Willie - didn't you ever pick on someone that you didn't hate, just because it was easy and you could? It was a stupid game, and it got out of hand - alright?

  Mark Hogan : If we'd known you were taking it so hard, we would have stopped.

  David Hogan : And we're sorry.

  Willie Hogan : You're sorry?

  David Hogan : Look - this is probably the first time in the history of the world that two brothers have apologized to a third brother at the same time, so enjoy it while it lasts.