- Maxwell Riley: This isn't just some book, it's the biggest book release of the year. They say it's one of the best things ever written. Besides, it's way more interesting than that stupid show you watch, My Little Donkey, or something.
- Jackson Riley: For your information, it's My Little Jackass, and nothing can possibly beat it. It's the most influential show of the century.
- Maxwell Riley: Yeah, influential to crack babies.