The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (1981)

Martin Benson: Vogon Captain

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Quotes 

• Vogon Captain : Now choose! Either die in the vacuum of space or... tell me how good you thought my poem was.

  Arthur Dent : I liked it!

• [torturing Ford and Arthur by reading poetry to them] 

  Vogon captain : O freddled gruntbuggly / Thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee / That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles / Into a rancid festering...

  [Arthur and Ford's moaning drowns out the poetry] 

  Vogon captain : Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules / Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts / And living glupules frat and slipulate / Like jowling meated liverslime / Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles / Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.