The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (1981)

Charles McKeown: Vroomfondel

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• Majikthise : I mean, what's the use of our sitting around half the night arguing whether there may...

  Vroomfondel : Or may not.

  Majikthise : ...be a God, if this machine only goes and gives you his phone number in the morning?

  Vroomfondel : That's right! We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.

• Lunkwill : Who are you? Get out of here!

  Majikthise : I am Majikthise.

  Vroomfondle : And I demand that I am Vroomfondle.

  Majikthise : It's all right, you don't need to demand that.

  Vroomfondle : All right. I am Vroomfondle. And that is not a demand. That is a solid fact. What we demand is solid facts!

  Majikthise : No, we don't, that is precisely what we don't demand.

  Vroomfondle : We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel.