The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV Series)
Episode #1.6 (1981)
Aubrey Morris: Captain
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Number One : But, sir, they're my prisoners. Can't I just interrogate them a little bit?
B-Ark captain : Oh, very well. Ask them what they want to drink.
Number One : Thank you, sir. All right, you scum, you *vermin*...
B-Ark captain : Steady on, Number One.
Number One : What do you want to drink?
Ford Prefect : Well, gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur?
Arthur Dent : Huh? Yes.
Number One : With ice or without?
Ford Prefect : [thinks] With, please.
Number One : *Lemon*?
Ford Prefect : Yeah. And do you have any of those little biscuits? You know, the cheesy ones?
Number One : I'm asking the questions.
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Number Two : I have declared war on the next continent.
Ford Prefect : Declared war? There's no one even living there.
Number Two : Yes, but there will be one day. So we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum.
Ford Prefect : What?
Number Two : And blown up a few military installations.
B-Ark captain : Military installations, Number Two?
Number Two : Yes, sir. Well, potential military installations.
[pause]
Number Two : All right. Trees. And we interrogated a gazelle.